Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.
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Get the Sporking mug.The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
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I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
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Get the Sporking mug.The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
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