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Sporking

Cuddling after sex, much like spooning, without detaching (pulling out).
Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.
by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021
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Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what
The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began
by TheDingDong March 11, 2021
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.
I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
by Hari314 July 8, 2025
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Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"
Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.
by Halos X January 2, 2026
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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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