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Saemi

Noun - Saemi (Not Sammy, not Semi, not Samey, and most definitely not Seamy, BUT S A E M I)

The S stands for Splendid, the A stands for Amazing, the E stands for Excellent, the M stands for Marvellous, and the I stands for It Is Well With Her Soul.

Saemi is one of the bestest people in the world. She will knock you over with her dazzling charm and her luminous smiles (if she chooses to favour you with it, of course), and is overall a religious and a good girl who happens to wears alot of Nike. Saemi is true to her values, family, and friends and will not tolerate nonsense from people who try to mess around with things she holds dear.

Tranquil as a forest but on fire within, she possesses a razor-sharp intellect and can dismantle your arguments with some carefully chosen words - yet she often holds back her thoughts out of strategy or kindness. It may surprise some, but she can simultaneously clean her room while taking part in zoom discussions with the force of a raging typhoon!

Lastly, her face is as radiant as the moon and her beauty transcends all dimensions known to mankind! But most stunning of all is her personality, which is like a pearl (i.e rather shiny).
" Wow, I wish I was a Saemi"
" That corgi looks like it could use a Saemi in its life:
" That riveting discussion on geopolitics in Asia needs a sprinkle of Saemi to bring it to life"
by Polite Pears November 23, 2021
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Love Spam

A garrulous, slightly black-humored, self-deprecating, and completely unpersonalized email sent to friends in family to keep in touch.
While it was nice to know Tom was trying to keep in touch, all I would ever receive were his impersonal Love Spams.
by biznizzy December 20, 2008
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love spam

spam of a loving sort, commonly enjoyed by people that appreciate the nice sort of creepiness shared within certain relationships.

often used on facebook and through texts.
however, may not be met with appreciation by those who don't have a sense of humour.
matt: "I LOVE YOU"
matt: "<3"
matt: "I LOVE YOU LOTS"
matt: "LOTS OF LOVE"
ash: can you quit the love spam, please.
by lovespammmm February 17, 2010
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Like Spam

The action of going to someone’s profile on a social media (usually Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or TikTok) and repeatedly liking all their posts, filling the victim’s notifications with spam.
“Dude I just got like spammed and now I can’t see any comments on my posts”
by Sauce boi July 17, 2021
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rusty spaceman

To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.
Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh snap"
by RaoulSanchez March 11, 2008
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Spaeth

(N): anything at all, substitute in for any noun; another term for gravity when gravity can constantly chenge; A constant in physics (9.81000000003+/-L*Distance to the center of the universe-Sin(Tork):L=whatever Spaeth wants)

(V): to change gravity, can also be substituted in for any verb; to be annoyed when people say that you can change any constants, even though you can

(Adj)Spaethy: gravity-esque; substitute in for any adj ever invented; Overly intelegent

(Adv)Spaethely: anything
I Spaethed the Spaethy Spaeth Spaethely and then Spaeth Spaethy Sparth!!!!!!!
by Bobby Reck May 19, 2006
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Granny spam

Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.

Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.

Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"

Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.
'granny spam', ... it's the kind of thing your grandmother, who has just discovered this newfangled internets thing, is likely to forward.
by mobius42 July 16, 2009
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