Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
by umbels February 4, 2010
Get the golden snitchmug. One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer
That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope
by MyGute December 15, 2010
Get the Snitch weaselmug. Indirectly telling an authority figure or interested person who might have been involved in the incident the authority figure or interested person is curious about. It's not "pointing the finger" but more or less telling them as if they already know or as if they are clue less.
On the phone with your "bro" while you're in jail and your "bro" says, "DUDE! I can't believe you did that! Remember that time when you shot that gun on 19th ave?" That is called DRY SNITCHING!
by CorruptedTheKarupt October 14, 2011
Get the Dry Snitchingmug. when some one posts a video of some one fighting or stuff that can be uses in a court of law because that person thought it would be cool to do
Did u see that fight on youtube ? The kid who posted the video got his ass kick for cyber snitching.
by F.Gecko December 14, 2012
Get the CYBER SNITCHINGmug. A policy in which you cannot snatch or tell on nobody because if you do then you got beat up or something bad happens to you
Samantha: ( eating a cupcake in the night)
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO
by I feel bad October 11, 2021
Get the no snitch policymug. The phenomena of rappers accidently (or intentionally) exposing themselves for a crime they have committed through the lyrics of their music, often in gangster rap. The term was especially popularized by the song "Rap Snitches Knishes" by MF DOOM.
Rap Snitches: free my boy, he ain't do nothing wrong (except rob a bank at gunpoint on December 23rd, 2011)
by colosse March 7, 2023
Get the rap snitchesmug. An ass-snitch is someone who is an asshole and a snitch, meaning, they snitch on you, but lie about what they are snitching on you for, resulting in you getting in more trouble.
Victim of ass-snitching: "I spilled my soda behind the couch, but I cleaned it up."
Ass-snitcher: *Runs to a parent* "Hey! Mom, he poured his soda behind the couch!"
Victim of ass-snitching: "You ass-snitch! I cleaned it up, and it spilled on accident..."
Ass-snitcher: "He's lying, I had to clean it up."
Ass-snitcher: *Runs to a parent* "Hey! Mom, he poured his soda behind the couch!"
Victim of ass-snitching: "You ass-snitch! I cleaned it up, and it spilled on accident..."
Ass-snitcher: "He's lying, I had to clean it up."
by anguished.demon June 8, 2019
Get the Ass-snitchmug.