smalec

a blow job, where the head of the penis is inserted into the mouth, but the shaft is masterbated by the person giving the blow job

"wow, she can give me a smalec anytime"

by alec wilson April 3, 2009

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals

best game in the world for PS2
also see the first game SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals

Valkir pwnz your n00b asses in socom

by Brian January 24, 2004

clubbing baby seals

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

wet seal

A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!

"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."

by sh0ppingAllDay August 27, 2008

baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008

Baby Seal

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.

Look mom, a baby seal!

by Officer Dan June 12, 2011

sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

by Anonymous July 16, 2003