Slags

An unfortunate condition of that world renowned mammal, the human being. This condition allows the subject:Male or Female to wear ridiculous amounts of body perfume and revealing, or "Sexy" clothing, in order to attract attention, unfortunately they are completley unaware of how repulsive they are in everyway. This condition can only be treated by nuns or monks, both of who are unfortunatley rare in our slagorific society. Also see basingstoke

Famous slags : Cherrie Blair, Jordan, Robin Cook and Sonya from round the corner (prime example Sonya from Eastenders)also Peter Stringfellow, the inventor of all that is Slag.

by Dr. Watson of the Slag Institute, Munich. December 29, 2003

slash parasocial

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial”

by myphonewastakenwastaken April 18, 2021

SlamShut

A rugged individualist, one who is admired as a hero by others.

"Man, that guy's really got it together-- he's a real SlamShut."

by The entire population of this planet July 31, 2008

Slaps

Slaps ; something that is really good/desirable.

Someone: Hey, have you heard this new song?
Me: Yeah, it slaps.

Someone: Hey, do you like lasagna?
Me: Yeah, I do! Lasagna slaps!

by Frikkin Hecc :) April 20, 2020

dmhp slash

Draco Malfoy and Harry potter slash. Draco being on top

"That DMHP slash is definitely juicey!"

by Bluemoon101 March 2, 2017

Slamsociate

To take a very personal and leg-numbing dump, generally with your own toilet, or someoen's who you feel close to.

Dude, I'm gonna have to slamsociate for a bit. I'll call you when my ass quits bleeding.

by Peter and Neal April 5, 2005

Slaps

Cheap sandals or flip flops. Based on the sound of said footwear slapping against one’s feet when walking.

She showed up for dinner in slaps and shorts.

by Aquemini February 3, 2020