A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.
by Suckmypeendawg69 May 08, 2019
A green thing that has developed ino religions, memes, and sex dolls.
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
by Bloxymexican2678 April 20, 2018
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019
when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"
by Craig June 27, 2004
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A celebrity sheep!
All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)
The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.
Well, who can blame her?
All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)
The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.
Well, who can blame her?
by Tom July 07, 2004