Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!

by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010

shooter downer

adjective describing a person. The person metaphorically "shoots down" anything you may say to that person. It can be an idea or a plan, but it is usually shot down.

Person 1: "Hey, it's beautiful outside, let's go for a walk."

Person 2: "No." <---- Person 2 is a shooter downer.

by Weird Beard March 21, 2013

Shurter

To laugh histaricly or un-controllably sometimes so bad you may end up pooping yourself.

The clown caused him to shurter.

by Theboss154 August 4, 2014

Shooter Mcgavin Syndrome

When a person becomes a finger shooting Golf God.

Duff: shooter!!! (makes pistols with his fingers)

Adrian: yep that guy is starting to have the shooter mcgavin syndrome.

by Sphinx Shooter May 28, 2018

Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!

“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018

Smorterra

Short, small and has a crippling addiction to Legends of Runeterra.

"He is a smorterra"

by Smorterra February 27, 2020

ShooterChicken

ShooterChicken... The name of a man truely devoted to his mysterious line of work. ShooterChicken... The mere nickname of a man that you may never ever get to know. Not even a name, age or voice... ShooterChicken, may possibly be one of the most versatile men in existence. You see... This boy... No... MAN.. Is one of the best people you will ever encounter in the online world. He lightens all chats whether it's in Roblox or Discord. He says the most random shit you will ever hear in your whole life. But, That's what makes this person truly a gift from our god. This nigga is also a fucking weeb tf? He can speak fluent Japanese sentences to you in half a second. He also has unfunny Jojo memes but whatever floats his boat. ShooterChicken is one of the most mysterious people you will ever encounter. You can talk to him for days, weeks, years, months or decades and still not gain a piece of information about his very existence. In all honesty. I, myself have no information on this man whatsoever. But that's the beauty of it. ShooterChicken is loved by all and while he can get carried away, he will forever shine light onto others and brighten other's days.

Girl 1: Hey babe, have you ever gained any information on the boy, ShooterChicken?
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.

Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.

by Definitely not Kevin haha June 2, 2020