Shnoockums

A name for a close friend or lover

Oh Chloe my Shnoockums, says Amanda

by Deezmodius Brown November 30, 2022

Shnoockums

A name for a close friend or lover

Oh Chloe my Shnoockums, says Amanda

by Deezmodius Brown November 30, 2022

Shnoink

What you say when something is amazing or to show off.

You are walking your dog past a basketball court, you look over and see an 80 year old man running decrepitly toward the hoop with a basketball. All of a sudden he jumps up and makes a slam dunk. "Shnoink!"

I just beat you at Never Alone. Shnoink.

No you didn't we're teammates.

Shnoink. I win.

by Akathid1736 August 26, 2022

Shnogering

When an uncircumcised penis opens up to receive a circumcised penis.

On Cocktober 8th the shnogering began at boys night when Gavin arrived.

by Ih8pinkeye September 22, 2022

Shnoff

A brothel or strip club.

I caught Jadd at the shnoff last night.

by abupatata December 8, 2022

Shnob

A penis so covered in smegma that it is unusable in any context.

Kieran - “Josh’s grimey sausagey Gammy mingey minuscule cocktail sausage of cock is such a shnob that he will get testicular cancer because the semen cannot exit the japseye due to the fact it is blocked up with that much dick cheese he could open a dairy farm.”

by Zachary rood January 6, 2023

Shnoink

Noun: Snagged and yoinked

Person 1: he would Shnoink the man’s iPhone and begin giggling mischievously

by Bluenderdudee January 23, 2023