are you serious right neow bro?

a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.

mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'

by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022

Are you serious right neow bro

A iconic 6 worded phrase commonly used by famous YouTube streamer who’s name is Darren Watkins Jr. Usually referred to as “IShowSpeed” who has been a iconic internet sensation known by his outrageous impulses, and by his iconic moments. For example, him raging, Talking Ben, His obsession for the Portuguese Footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo. And by doing extreme dangerous activities and challenges. The “Are you serious right neow bro” phrase takes back all the way to July 2022 where one of ‘Speed’s clones’ who’s name is Emerson O’Dell, usually referred to as “WhiteBoyEm” said that phrase in a stream of him playing the video game called “Fall Guys. And since then, that 6 worded phrase has been used all around the internet.

IShowSpeed: “Bro I swear. If I get one more Mexican player I’m getting off this game.”
*he gets a Spanish player*
Also IShowSpeed: “are you serious right neow bro. ALL THESE FUCKING MEXICAN PLAYERS!”

by Randomurbanidiot March 22, 2023

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!

why so serious

by Christina4 December 22, 2008

fo serious

the intensity of a serious

person1: I just sharted
person2: FO SERIOUS
person1: FO SERIOUS???
person2: FO SERIOUS NOT FIVE SERIOUS BECAUSE that would be too many!!

by niggaa April 10, 2006

posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary

If you do this you're a gigachad

"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

wants to date but nothing serious

It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.

ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.

by EC's Dating terminology May 27, 2017