secksplz

1337 (leet) way of asking for sex.

OMFG j00 R t3h 1337! Secksplz!11!!1!

by Meridius April 23, 2005

Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section

"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar

by Warfrog November 3, 2012

meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.

I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.

by teabagger April 3, 2003

Names Section on Urban Dictionary

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.

No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary

by the_laziest_bone May 2, 2017

spray on seats

The unusable rear seats in a small sports car.

"cant you pick up Jo and the kids in the Porsche?"
"No, It only has rear spray on seats"

by sug172 May 15, 2010

Sector 7-G!

An exclamation used when something's gone mildly wrong - based on the idea that Homer Simpson works in Sector 7-G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and is always causing crises.

Colleague one: Sector 7-G!

Colleague two: What!? What!?

Colleague one: Dude, I totally just accidentally forwarded all that scathing correspondence to that arsehole in sales.

by Ryan Paine April 6, 2008

secks tape

a common substitute for "sex tape"

I saw the Kim Kardashian secks tape

by dj.baccala June 9, 2011