Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.
You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010
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The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.
The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.
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New Year's Day is also reffered to as National Hangover Day because of the fact that everyone and their mother is hungover from the previous night's debauchery.
by skankyhoe December 31, 2004
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Dad: Hey kid, you know what day it is today?
Son: No.. what is it?
Dad: Its National If's Day, a day where we slander woman for being ignorant.
Son: No.. what is it?
Dad: Its National If's Day, a day where we slander woman for being ignorant.
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by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
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Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
by Drumline May 31, 2006
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