Spotlyte

A white male who thinks he is black and who is very attractive. His tastes do not discriminate between sexual orientations. Even though he attracts women, his main preference is males, which are also attracted to him. His most preferred sexual position is the stankwich which he likes to perform on helby or helberth. He also likes when a male flicks his right nipple. These creatures are commonly found in ratchetville.

Spotlyte: Hey babe whats up
Friend: I want your dick
Spotlyte: Cool come over

Friend: Should I bring any party gifts?
Spotyte: Sure. Bring four magnums. "2 for me, 2 for you".

by Malexxx November 20, 2012

SOTLD

suck on this long dick

"Why don't you stop being a pain in my ass"
"Why don't you sotld"

by Killamcgrilla October 30, 2013

Scotlanding

The feeling of not being able to relax on game day when you think your sports team is going to let you down like the Scottish rugby team does every six nations

I'm really Scotlanding about the Leicester Tigers game later today

I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber

Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City

by Chris Caulton August 28, 2016

Sotlmco

Stands for "Sat On Toilet Laughing My Crap Out."

An acronym similar to Lol or Rofl, except this one can be used while taking a dump.

Johnny sent a funny text to Carl while Carl was on the Loo. Carl replied with "sotlmco X'D X'D X'D"

by The Zakmeister August 16, 2016

Scotland

The best thing God has given us, have a good day.

scotland is life

by one lovely ogre September 30, 2018

Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed

Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019

spotlighting

Spotlighting to hunt from a vehicle with spotlights. The animal usually is not scared by said spotlights and stays still. Teams may be used for this activity. From 1 person using a remotely controlled spotlight and firing from the driving seat to 3 or more. 1 being the spotter,another the drive and the last guy being the shooter. It is not illegal internationally. But it is prohibited in many countries and many US states.

"I was spotlighting with my friends but the driver push the brakes all of the sudden,my rifle flew over the truck and scared the deer."

by TheRedTomahawk August 28, 2019