5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

Rule 60

If you see a lion, get in the car

Rule 60: If you see a lion, get in the car

by krjn February 28, 2009

The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

rule 1

You do not talk about fight club.

Rule 1. You do not talk about fight club.

by Bazzterd April 9, 2008

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

by bobandbill December 27, 2010

five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004

Rule 97

Rule 97 of the internet, the combination of the two rules 34 and 63

Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 63 : If it exists, there is a genderswapped version of it.

Rule 97 (34 + 63) : If it exists there is a genderswapped porn of it, if not it is in the making.

Bro1 : Bro, I just found a genderswapped photo of Peach squishing Marios titties
Bro2 : Shit bro, rule 97 strikes again

by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude December 18, 2018