Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.

Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!

by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018

Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

Ruben

Another name of the anime called "Kimi no Nawa or Your Name"

Person1: Do you like Ruben?

Person2: Yeah!

Person1: Ruben just fuck Mitsuha like nothing happens

by Hmm..... April 19, 2020

Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Ruben

Radiohead enjoyer and a Scott kinnie

-"i know this guy named Ruben!!"
-"he must be homosexual!!"

by NotBonesitssnunkhaunt34 December 8, 2021

Ruben

A certified black person even if his skin color says differently. Always allowed to say the N-word

James: ‘I heard Ruben said the n-word but he is white!’
Thomas: ‘But he is Ruben he is certified black.’

by RealBlackie December 3, 2021

Rubene

A obese russian teacher

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021