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Ringosexual

Sexual preference, category.

You follow your main category, be it hetero-, homo- or some other-sexuality.

But you want to fuck Shiina Ringo (Japanese artist) anyway.

(Does not really apply to heterosexual men.)
Ping is ringosexual. Everybody knows that.
by Mugg July 14, 2007
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lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.
"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"
by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005
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Ringo Starr

The drummer of the Beatles who is considered to be the Scottie Pippen of the music business.
Without John, Paul, and George, Ringo Starr wouldn't be as successful.

Without Mike, Scottie wouldn't be as successful.
by fadetoblack... January 10, 2009
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ringo

The anal sphincter - commonly used in west belfast.
Lick my fuckin ringo ya wee mongo!!
by Vince the Mince July 15, 2007
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ringspread

A ringspread is the act of bearing one's buttocks. Usually at any unsuspecting audience. Also known as Mooning but with an emphasised parting of arse cheeks . The ringspread can be modified to be a thirsty bulldog.
This is a true story. A passenger on a bus was going past a used car lot when he saw the salesperson extolling the virtues of some heap of shit car.
The passenger yelled out of the bus window to the folks in the car lot.
" Hey mate that car has an engine that is as good as this...(passenger in bus then bares his arse and pulls the arsecheeks apart ( the ringspread) much to the bewilderment of the salesperson and customer").

Other passengers such as myself roar laughing.
by Coitdog June 20, 2006
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White rings

A white ring worn any finger of either hand symbolises that the wearer is a part of the lgbtqia+ community
The white rings on their finger shows that they are lgbtq
by The asexual June 1, 2021
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Lord Of The Rings

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.
by Alex February 26, 2003
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