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Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
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Rhodesian

Anglo African living around the South Zambezi and to the north of the Limpopo river.

From Cecil Rhodes who pioneered Anglo settlement in the district.
The name was included in the first democratic state of Zimbabwe-Rhodesia.

See; Rhodesia
by Ruks May 13, 2005
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Disgusting Rodent

A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.
by untag February 17, 2015
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Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
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Rodent

A mammal who has teeth that grows sometimes,so they chew on some objects to keep their teeth short.Mice,Hamsters,Guinea Pigs,and Squirrels are some kinds of rodents.
by NintenAnaLoid of Starmen.net November 9, 2012
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