Retard

A crazy person who thinks they’re a wolf on all levels including physical
Lyza: You’re such a retard!
Delaney: Woof.
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Retard

You
Your a retard for searching retard
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Retard

“That retard megatron couldn’t even lead himself out of a paper bag! So that’s why I should be the leader of the decepticons!”
by Totallynotstarscream January 4, 2021
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Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)
1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"
by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023
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Retard

The person that is looking this up
"You're a dang retard dude"
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Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.
Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.
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