mind reset

What happens everytime you use the internet to procrastinate. You forget what you were supposed to do.

"OK I need to finish this essay and document by 5:00 tonight so I'll get started in a bit....right after my internets"

1 hour later

"What was I supposed to do"

Mind reset

by udusers1 July 23, 2011

reset button

A feline anus.

Morphy and purr were misbehaving so I forcefully activated their reset buttons.

by 47str April 5, 2009

resident evil 4

Kickass game that rules all of 2005 so far. Right now for the GC, but also coming out for the far inferior PS2. Capcom, why take a great game and defile it on the PS2? The game will look horrible!

Resident evil 4 kickass. The #1 reason you have been looking for to buy a Cube this year

by chrisguy February 11, 2005

Reset

The act of using wet paper towels to clean your ass and taint due to the effects of swamp ass and consistent wet farts, usually after walking outside on hot, humid days.

Usually performed to prevent cube or office mates from realizing that your smell like poop, though more likely than not, they already know. Can also use moist towelets, or baby wipes. Dry toilet paper cannot proivde the necessary solvent affects to deminish your smell.

Frank: Dude, I just walked back from the mall. I've got swamp ass and I've been farting all day...I think I need to reset.
Jim: Yea, its like 100 degrees out, and I can smell you from here, you should reset before the ladies...
Sally: WTF Frank, you small like you are swimming in your own feces, even a retard could tell that they should do a rest, God you are stupid.

by Sapper Skip September 19, 2009

reset

An old band that had members of Simple Plan, but unlike SP, they actually had good songs such as "Blew It Off" and "Go Away".

Teenybopper: Man, I LOOOOOOVE Simple Plan! Pierre is SOOOO HOT!
Normal Person: Do you like Reset, too?
Teenybopper: Reset?!?!?!?!

by Big M March 13, 2004

Resi

Scottish term for someone who is not quite right in the head, through alcohol and/or drugs.

Watch her, she is a total resi.
That Resi burd just stole my pint.

by jumpinjackflash897 February 10, 2010

Rebitchlapse

To go a long period of time without being a bitch, then to suddenly unleash your full bitchatude on a poor unsuspecting person.

Many: What do you want for lunch?
Sheila: Bitch, I don't want any food because my stupid teacher gave me an F for the semester.

Manny: Calm down Sheila your having a Rebitchlapse.

by DarkBlazer September 5, 2011