release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

Relaxicising

Relaxicising (Relax-icising): An action taken in order to relieve stress; meant to relax; the act of actively relaxing

Rachel had a very long day at school, therefore, she spent her night relaxicising.

by Rachel Pitman May 1, 2008

Release the piece

To expose ones penis.

"Girl you so fine im going to release the piece all over your face"

by Paulzovich April 15, 2015

Photic Sneeze Reflex

A natural phenomenon in which an individual sneezes or feels compelled to do so shortly after looking at the sun.

see also: ACHOO syndrome

(Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioophthalmic
Outburst Syndrome)

guy #1: Look! Up in the sky!
guy #2: It's a bird!
guy #3: It's a plane!
guy #4: ACHOO!... sorry... Photic Sneeze Reflex.

by Xx13Lucky13xX March 9, 2011

Catch and Release

When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.

Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.

by DawgFace12 March 21, 2016

gag reflex

Something the true alcoholic learns to master

After drinking that case of cheap .99 cent labatt ice mixed with old english malt liquor i've become a master at supressing my gag reflex whilst at the same time managing to get pissy drunk for a measly 4 dollars! a win win!

by Jewish Drunkard November 21, 2011

relaxative

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

by Bettsy_Down_Under November 30, 2010