This Place Sucks Report. The corporate america has been so bogged down with status reports that no work gets done because you spend all day giving your status to obnoxious product managers. Let them know how you feel in the next TPS Report.
Boss: Did you get that project done?
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
by Todd B. January 18, 2005
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by joe February 10, 2005
Get the reboot mug.Reportfags are just butthurt little fuckboys who get touched by daddy at night and take their anger out on random people online.
Reportfags usually go through social media and report posts/content to the point where they are removed, even if it is against the rules.
Usually reports pictures that aren't against the rules at all, just to be a dick.
Reportfags usually go through social media and report posts/content to the point where they are removed, even if it is against the rules.
Usually reports pictures that aren't against the rules at all, just to be a dick.
Social media user 1: *posts picture of cat*
Reportfag: *silently reports*
Social media: your picture has been removed for containing nudity, which is against the terms of use.
Social media user 2: Damn reportfags.
Reportfag: *silently reports*
Social media: your picture has been removed for containing nudity, which is against the terms of use.
Social media user 2: Damn reportfags.
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by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 23, 2008
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by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
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Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
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Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 14, 2009
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