Dude what the hell is that noise in the apartment upstairs? Sounds like two mating Bulls.
It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.
It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.
"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."
"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."
"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"
"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."
"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"
by tippyton March 5, 2013


The female version of the rub and tug whereby a woman receives a massage and then gets finger banged by the masseuse.
by Al-katraz February 6, 2015

A massage performed using an erect penis as the stimulating device.
Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publications, USA, 2004, pg. 81.
Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publications, USA, 2004, pg. 81.
"He tried to turn me over, but I resisted. He tried to put his cock into my mouth, but I wouldn't surrender. So he rubbed it against my face and up and down my chest until he spread cum from my neck to my navel -- a Princeton rub."
by Frank Berkeley May 21, 2006

"yo lemme get a lil rub down on that"
Guy:yo girl lemme get a lil rub down on that.
Girl:no go away or sure y not hurry up i have to get to class
Guy:yo girl lemme get a lil rub down on that.
Girl:no go away or sure y not hurry up i have to get to class
by Anthony Latorre And Joey Rao November 21, 2004

It's basically what's the catch?
Guy 1. I got this plan! We're gunna do this and this and this
Guy 2.What's the rub?
Guy 1. We could go to jail for a really long time.
Guy 2.What's the rub?
Guy 1. We could go to jail for a really long time.
by Laurynn May 21, 2007
