Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 04, 2009
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Nasty Ride

Drive with weed in car
-yo dawg can you take me ride?

I go with nasty ride

-Ohhh , fuck that i go with cab
by newgraund April 28, 2011
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Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 10, 2017
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Riding the tricycle

A term for having a three way with one man, and two women. This term is from the popular television show "How I Met Your Mother".

Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.
Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.
by Javier July 12, 2014
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rocketship ride

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo
1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?
by bb+af June 14, 2010
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riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.
Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."
by S. S. Smith December 27, 2006
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riding neons

A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.
"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

by olzoot December 13, 2006
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