relationship pension

n. The benefits one may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Thew: Am I entitled to a relationship pension?
Carmen: Are you on crack??
Thew: C’mon, why not?
Carmen: You called me a trifling cunt not more than two days ago. Consider me Enron!

by Ethereal Astronaut April 25, 2006

Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.

According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Relationship Virgin

A noun describing a person who has never even been in a relationship with a significant other.

Have you heard about Fred's love life? He's a relationship virgin. They're too scared of his crazy-eyes to look him in the face!

by Firestorm185 June 28, 2019

relationship break

Relationship Break: When the Male in a relationship wants to leave the female for good but he just says break so she don't feel bad.

"baby let's take a relationship break , I promise we'll get back right"

by GaayBiird12 January 22, 2016

Relationship Virgin

When you have not been in a relationship yet because you are young or a loser. Also happens when you are ugly... *cries in corner* Always gets friendzoned!

I sucks being a relationship virgin in 7th grade! Everyone has already found love but me!

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 11, 2017

Relationship forward

Someone whom after u break up with your bf/gf you bounce back to...or rebound as in what a forward in basketball would do

relationship forward

by FakeNameGeitz March 5, 2009

relationship thing

when you are almost dating someone or talking to someone. It means lowkey dating.

I heard ashley and harrison are a relationship thing because they've been talking a lot! They are so cute!

by narwal.dont.fall November 22, 2016