Quarancardio

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.

My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quarantine syndrome

When your parents, ask you to go outside but due to coronavirus pandemic you want to stay home.

Mom: Jimmy its time for weekly shopping lets go!!!!
Jimmy: Mom, I got quarantine syndrome I can't go.

by IdubbzIsASimp May 19, 2020

Quaranteenth

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020

Quarantorny

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.

“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”

by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quarantine Gamer

A type of gamer, as the name implies, that sprouted from the increase of leisure time due to the Corona virus, causing boredom. These typically don't know much about gaming culture and are casual gamers, meaning they are just as happy losing a ton of times as they are winning once. They play a fine selection of games, as fine as a kid's menu at restaurant, with Call of Duty, namely Warzone, Fortnite, or Among Us. They are also decked out with LED strips that line the edges of their room walls in the colors, red or purple. They often mistaken themselves as gamers and typically only have one genre of games they enjoy and draw a blank whenever a real gamer asks them about other genres. They don't follow any Professional Gamers or Esport teams and generally don't know any outside of FaZe Clan. They also don't dive deep into their games often knowing very little in terms of gaming terms or game knowledge. They also deck everything out in RGB lights; Keyboard, Mice, headphones, the whole nine yards. They also often over spend peripherals, not knowing what they are actually buying and the quality of their gear. They often believe that gaming is a personality, confusing it instead of a lifestyle. And most importantly: they are likely to have TikTok and often give themselves the "gamer" title.

Friend: Man, Jessica is cute and she's a gamer
Me: When did she start playing? What does she play?
Friend: She started playing CoD in June 2020.
Me: Nah, she's a TikToker, she's a quarantine gamer.

by E Sushiman February 8, 2021

Quarenteam

The small and very select group of degenerates that you choose to break quarantine with. Mostly to engage in illegal and ridiculous activities and also to puzzle.

Hey Matt, it's Michelle. What do you say we break quarantine and go party for three days with the Quarenteam? I'll call Mel and Elliot. I ordered a new puzzle from Amazon for the occasion.

by ShwelaDeville February 25, 2022