quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards. (Description written by Mark Frauenfelder)

Dick Cheney aimed for the quailtard but blasted a lawyer instead.

by DudeAbides February 17, 2006

quagulated

the state of being so drunk that u don't waht being drunk is

this motherfucks is quagulated

by Logan kieling January 4, 2009

quagmire

Hoplessly Sticky Oppressive Situation in which no matter how you try escape is nearly impossible!
Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons

Obama inherited a financial political quagmire intentionally created by the republican party to foil american health insurance reform,hopes, dreams and lives while the media lies seal our fates.

Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured!

by hatchetman...heads on posts August 16, 2009

dennis quaid

An actor no one under the age of 15 will know because he is not in asinine movies like "you got served"

dennis quaid is my hero

by batmanisgod June 26, 2005

Quai

It can mean almost anything. Insert it into your everyday speech whenever it feels right.

"That was very quai of you."
"That's quaied up."
"Quai?"

by Vincenzo April 14, 2006

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.

When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.

by J April 3, 2003

quaggle

a very large gathering of people (at least 10,000) - including a high proportion of people in stoned, drunk, or euphoric states.

ex. Sasquatch music festival. What a crazy festival, such a quaggle. Or alternately: What a quaggling mass of humanity.

by maarty May 29, 2009