punero

One who more times then not goes about life unknowingly upsetting normal folk by acting like a hipster, tool, or anyone acting in a disingenuine way. Puneros often show up in the worst possible time in the worst possible places and beg to be bashed. You often describe puneros as someone who is never invited but always shows up at your house and plans on staying and drinking and eating your thinks all the while discussing in loud full lenght detail how your opinions are wrong and his are right. A punero can only be male. Some way of ridding yourself or place of puneros would be to purchase the punerobasher 4000. This is a full proof way of eliminating the problem. Puneros are the guy you feel bad bashing his head in but you know it is for the good of society and your own sanity. Puneros is a term contrived by Ted and Gabe used to arrouse or discribe a specific feeling towards persons they do not like.

" Like sand in your bathing suit, Punero at your party!"

by tjfive000 January 10, 2008

Pruney

Descriptive word for something/someone that's lame, naff, dull or in some way prudish or frumpy. Used in a light-hearted or comic way.

"My mum says I have to wear these reflective strips when I cross the road at night so cars can see me."
"Oh my god, that's so pruney."

"Christian rock is complete prunes."

"Gillian McKeith is such a prune."

by prunellaprunes June 25, 2009

prune

~scottish~
Slang
Someone that hasn't been winched yet. See winch

Girl 1: Are you still a prune then?
Girl 2: Yes. Are you?
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: Who have you winched then?
Girl 1: Tell you later.

by Huni Buni June 6, 2005

Prune dick

A person that is bar hopping and drinks nothing but water.

Barbi, drink your goddamn Miller light and stop being a prune dick!

by Limpdaddy October 8, 2014

Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

prune bitch

a mean old burned out convict that lives in spokane. missing one front tooth, has a yellow butthole. Masterbates on couch in front of 12 year old son and looks wrinkled and 20 years older than he is from meth. Favorite phrase is "what tha Fuck."

Prune bitch ragged about having no sex all day. What tha fuck

by yit sac January 8, 2008

pune

n. (pyoon) A variation of wimp. Comes from the word puny.

"I offered Johnny a line of coke but he said he didnt want it"
"Pssh, what a pune."

by Ziggilus November 10, 2007