purple ron

Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.

Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!

by B Shawn February 21, 2018

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

Purple guy

If you are a purple guy you are called William

The purple guy killed kids in a pizzeria.
The purple guy got springlocked.
The purple guy accidentally freed souls of the dead kids he murdered.+

by Rurer February 03, 2022

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

Purple Kitty

When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...

"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"

by Superwoman RYE March 30, 2013

Purple Unicorn

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

by kevin.nolan December 17, 2014

Purple Reign

This is a feeling of unstable energy in side a person with an imagination to acheive and make Great changes

Peters Purple Reigned the car race with the surprising skills

by The Sage January 28, 2016