purple majesty

A variety of potatoes but also a slang term for external male genitalia

Ex1: I had purple potatoes for tea, they were called purple majesty

Girl: he presented me with his penis, it was a purple majesty

by hshsjdijaNkhsskkaa November 7, 2013

purple hermie

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

purple out

Not remembering a damn thing from the night before, always caused by consuming way too many purple drank shots. You will frequently wake-up in a foreign place with no recollection of how you arrived there.

Last thing I remember we were at the bar, then I woke up in a bush on the side of the road. Looks like I had another purple out after all those purple drank shots.

What he hell happened last night? I purpled out again.

by Lombzilla December 16, 2011

Purple sleeves

A temporally depressed teenage girl who’s sexually attracted to her cousin

Cousin 1. If you haven’t noticed I’ve worn my purple sleeves

Cousin 2. I knew I was wet for a reason

by Cousins in love January 16, 2021

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

Purple Unicorn

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

by kevin.nolan December 16, 2014