purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

purple out

Not remembering a damn thing from the night before, always caused by consuming way too many purple drank shots. You will frequently wake-up in a foreign place with no recollection of how you arrived there.

Last thing I remember we were at the bar, then I woke up in a bush on the side of the road. Looks like I had another purple out after all those purple drank shots.

What he hell happened last night? I purpled out again.

by Lombzilla December 16, 2011

Purple Kitty

When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...

"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"

by Superwoman RYE March 30, 2013

Purple guy

If you are a purple guy you are called William

The purple guy killed kids in a pizzeria.
The purple guy got springlocked.
The purple guy accidentally freed souls of the dead kids he murdered.+

by Rurer February 3, 2022

purple majesty

A variety of potatoes but also a slang term for external male genitalia

Ex1: I had purple potatoes for tea, they were called purple majesty

Girl: he presented me with his penis, it was a purple majesty

by hshsjdijaNkhsskkaa November 7, 2013

Purple Reign

This is a feeling of unstable energy in side a person with an imagination to acheive and make Great changes

Peters Purple Reigned the car race with the surprising skills

by The Sage May 10, 2016

Purple Unicorn

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

by kevin.nolan December 16, 2014