porch monkey

A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!

by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006

Nut Porch

A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum

you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch

by Iamthebrokeback March 12, 2011

fucking perch

the lofty pedestal Liverpool were on until Manchester United came around and knocked them off it in the 90s.

...my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch." - Sir Alex Ferguson.

by stavanger26 November 6, 2010

back porch

A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.

Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.

Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.

by 415man94102 June 11, 2006

porching

Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.

Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.

by shaizer grape July 7, 2008

front-porching

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching

me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

Porch Monkey Alley

A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.

Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.

by t21ayUK January 23, 2009