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Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008
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pump upedness

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.
*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.
by Keael September 21, 2005
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Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
by Poon5150 August 27, 2013
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naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.
Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.
by TheMilkyWay712 September 5, 2018
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Pump Shotgun

A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.
Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."
by Gatelotzombie January 5, 2021
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.
I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.
by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017
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