Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.

" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008

pump upedness

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.

*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.

by Keael September 21, 2005

silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated

I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.

by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009

Victory Pump

To thrust into someone/thing while holding your hands in the air in a "V" or in a victorious position.
AKA "VICTORY!" and/or "The Magic V"

EG.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yeah bra
Dude 1: Whilst we were having sexual intercourse I VICTORY PUMP-ed her ass!

by IDS POONTANG October 23, 2009

Lil Pump

an uneducated mop with rainbow hair that only says gucci gang and drinks lean.

Do you see Lil Pump, hes a retard

by LilPumpHater May 16, 2019

Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.

Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.

by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019

mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.

I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.

by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017