Ping Fao

A juicy dog and/or Pokémon, usually roasted and salted. Often hunted using a skateboard.

"No Leeroy! I can't believe you made my juicy ping fao faint! Oh well, we'll just grind up its bones and smoke 'em!"

"Dude! Come skating with us!" "No man I can't. I broke my board on a juicy ping fao yesterday!"

by §§°º¿█■τ♫ May 17, 2007

strip ping pong

To play a nice game of ping pong.
The consequesnces of losing are to strip naked either after:
A) One has one the game
B) One has forfeitted the game

-or-

you just take off an article of clothing per time your opponent gets a point

Jimmy and Sara were playin strip ping pong and sara lost. Then proceeded to strip naked for a very happy Jimmy

by Bobs December 24, 2004

ping

To fire all eight shots of the M1 Garand. It was a WW2 rifle that is seen in games such as Call of Duty and Medal of Honor. Particularly used when desribing firing off the last few shots to get a reload in a game.

After 8 shots, the M1 Garand empties its clip with a distinct *PING*

by ViolentAJ November 15, 2004

ping

The latency between host and client, measured in milliseconds. This refers to the time it takes for a data packet to be received at the other end.
BUT, in Counter-Strike as described in the Reaps Excuse book 2002, awarded best excuses of the year. This is an abused term to describe the reasons of death.

(Dead)Reaps: OMFG MY PING FS!
(Dead)Reaps: would have 0wnd you if I had cable honest.

by Shadey May 27, 2003

Ping Zing

Whilst in the 69 position, the man asks his female counterpart whether or not she smells something. Upon asking the question, the male farts and the flatchalant is directly inserted into the womens nose. The man holds the girls head in place with his knees so she cannot escape. One can then smack the girls ass and say " PING ZING!"

I ping zinged that bitch

by Eric West April 3, 2008

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011