Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013

elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012

The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk

by knock on 83 July 19, 2012

Butt-puddle

The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.

Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle

by Kalnadia August 11, 2015

turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

by jynk-shots February 12, 2018

puddle horse

Someone who loves cuddling

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me

by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014