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provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.
Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.
by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005
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Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.
Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!
by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006
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probing

Opposed to the primitive and brutal trolling, probing is the martial arts of intellectual deconstruction of forum and chatroom activities, dominating in three categories:<br>1. Keeping a thread or discussion active as long as possible<br>2. Demonstrating opponents lack of intelligence through the use of irony, parody, sarcasm, information and wit<br>3. Making the whole thing entertaining to read for friends.
When a probing session (that can take up to several weeks) is over, the page or conversation may be mirrored and published on a website for further public enjoyment.
1. "I have been probing philosophyforum.com for three days. I think a solution for the world hunger problem is now in reach."
2. "In case you are probing us, I must tell you that your scrotum is yet rather tiny. May the battle begin."
by paniq February 23, 2005
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Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Basically a shittier and much smaller version of Boston, bunch of wannabe Bostonians
Bostonian: Providence is a shithole
Rhode Islander: ya i know it fucking sucks
by NokomisNorth June 1, 2017
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provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore
She's my provisional
by Charlesdope March 30, 2017
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America's Army: Proving Grounds

A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and thinking that war is actually pretty close to Call of Duty
Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AAPG....America's Army: Proving Grounds??? Guess I gotta prove myself haha!

(2 months later)

Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"
by Capillari June 20, 2017
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Providence Pickle Beard

The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.
Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.
by Elite CAT September 25, 2009
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