Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

procrastinatus

The acceptable amount of time before completing a long delayed task.

Just before friends and family arrive.... I've reached the procrastinatus, I should do those dishes From last week....

by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016

procrastination

something i do when its time to go to bed and i don't want to.

creating definitions on urban dictionary is a good method of procrastination .

by DrDoodlehead February 13, 2017

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017

procrastination

What you are doing right now you jackass... go back to studying your damn mid term

The writer knows that his current viewer is procrastinating on work. Procrastination is a bitch huh?

by DJSwag October 22, 2018