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proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
by Karl March 14, 2004
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Preboobescent

the stage of a female's life when she does not have breasts.
Female 1: "I probably would have a lot more parking tickets if I was still preboobescent."
Female 2: "What's a parking ticket?"
by Salma A June 13, 2012
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Prebound

A "prebound" is a rebound that occurs before a potential relationship. Someone who is lead on by someone "testing the waters" of two possible relationships.
Sharon realized she was the prebound for Mark when he suddenly started dating Jessica, even though Sharon thought she and Mark were a thing.
by lamestories February 15, 2017
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phoboplickah

fear of giant erect penis's chasing you in your basement screaming and yelling mexican chants in chineese,while your grounded
that girls sucha freak, she had a dream that would be considered phoboplickah
by Lauren & Erika January 6, 2008
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proboner

Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.
"I proboned masticate today"
by Rob Murray April 19, 2005
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proboner

The proboner sloced her uterus in half.
by twinkietits March 21, 2004
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Proboscis

Penis,pecker,cock,dick,wang,peter,pedus
look at the size of his proboscis.
by The Fury 13 December 19, 2010
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