Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.

Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.

by Assex 776 August 28, 2007

prison shank

a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison, sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons.

When we was rioting in the joint and the pigs came to stop us, I busted out my prison shank and killed those mo' fuckin 5-0's

by matkl September 16, 2006

Prison

Slang term used to describe unsanitary and generally undesirable conditions.

"No way I'm showering in the prison shower at her apartment."

"That gas station had some serious prison bathrooms."

by runningandreading June 10, 2014

prison gay

A term that describes men, who by a complete ineptitude with women, often combined with ugly looks, are forced to result to homosexual relationships with other men because they cannot have sex with any women.

Brian and Ford are totally prison gay. Whenever they're not playing D&D, they're having sex with each other because no woman would ever touch either of them.

by rowtow June 4, 2007

Prison Bitch Syndrome

Prison Bitch Syndrome (or P.B.S) originated in prison and was done when a prison bitch would pull down his pants half way to expose his boxers (low riding). This told other guys that he was avaliable.

GUY 1~ When i went to see my friend who was in prison i found out he had Prison Bitch Syndrome!

GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!

by MR.MARZIPAN August 27, 2011

Prisoner of Xanzibar

The condition in which you are in after eating more than 2mg Xannax.

Its only 8:00 and im going to be a prisoner of Xanzibar all night.

by terrys hairy balls January 8, 2009