priestophile

having sex with a Catholic priest or any other priest. usually the priest will be the active and the other person is the passive. A priest would usually have sex with little boys.

Keith: A priestophile had sex with me in a confessional and he raped me hard, and im afriad to tell the pope.
Matt: Yeah, we should tell the pope, since he made my butt 5 inches wider. i wonder who else he had sex with?

by Matthew Savage August 24, 2006

Faggot Priest

A faggot priest is a really gay priest who loves to touch little boys, baptize their asses and preach about faggotry.

Hey man, watch your ass cause there is a faggot priest who is gonna baptize it for you.

by Alien Weed April 7, 2019

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Priest Holmes

The Best RB in the NFL. Will Lead the Chiefs to the Super Bowl this year.

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

priestess

1. A class on Ragnarok Online with sexy stockings and an innocent look just waiting to be corrupted 2. Food for Koei, the priestess eater, often found being dragged to Koei's room /gg

I'm hungry...I think I'll eat that priestess Mugi.

by Koei February 23, 2005

priestly medication

a narcotic drug deprived from morphine know as, Heroin

In any case, I can't enjoy my priestly medications with that sound coming through the wall.

by Secret Squirrell December 7, 2006

Priest hands

When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life

Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life

by Nerdgirl3000 February 17, 2018