The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

by milimo June 11, 2011

prevert

a young child who is in the beginning stages of becoming a pervert later in life

the 5 year old boy said of his older brother's girlfriend: "woooow, look at the rack on her!" what a prevert!

by wuhahahaha June 23, 2007

pretentia

Pretentious was of saying 'pretentiousness'. First coined by gunhaver, of the erksylvania internet forum.

That European art film has a high level of pretentia.

by Grigore Burloiu January 12, 2008

pretentious

adjective, generally utilized in order to mask the speaker's own inadequacy, incomprehension and failure.

That pretentious bastard! He prefers Paris to Disney World!

by Lucy Potato May 18, 2006

pretentiatarian

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.

Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.

by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011

preventible

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix

"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"

by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007