Preston

Being wholly incompetent at golf. The inability to even move a golf ball in a forward direction.

I was really a Preston on the course today.

by Bradwing February 22, 2010

preston county

Preston County is located in northern West Virginia, and is full of broke rednecks, idiotic pot smokers, and don't forget about them crazy hillbilly coal miners.

Preston County is the normal part of West Virginia

by Camry69 June 19, 2014

Preston

To be melancholy and depressed.

Man, I am feeling very Preston today.

by Friend220202 November 14, 2010

Preston

Ruining a good time.

Amberlynn: Hey, let's go burn down a house!

Preston: No!

Amberlynn: Why do you have to go and preston everything?

by Hoohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 27, 2009

Preston

A kid who thinks hes cool because of a certain amount of weed he smokes. Tends to lie about sexual encounters to show off to his friends. Some prestons have been known to give ball jacuzzi's

Preston: I'm so blown bro, i havent been this stoned since i invited Annie over to chief and we ended up boning un the shower. I bust the fattest nut on her face.

by veryrealversace April 24, 2013

Preston

Annoying sometimes funny ,brownhair,blue eyes little chubby,tall, a good friend if you don't mind annoying people maybe gay.

Omg why do you hang out with him,he s such a Preston.

by The #1T March 13, 2018

preston

this boy is one of the most annoying big headed boy you'll ever meet. OH AND HE HAS THE MOST BIGGETS FOREHEAD IV"E EVER SEEN.

hey do you see that annoying kid that looks like mega-mind over there yeah that's Preston

by mega-mind September 26, 2018