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presence

BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.
MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE
by COCKMOGUL5000 June 21, 2016
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Plebend

Similar to Pleb, Bellend. One who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public however they are arses (or bellends) about it as they cannot laugh at themselves because of their ego. This often causes anger and disruption between groups of friends and Plebends can soon become outcasts or are bitched about if they do not change their ways.
The boys were discussing how Sheeraz was being a plebend earlier after running into the wall then having a go at Vikram who Sheeraz blamed because he 'thought they were racing'.
by SuperDuperPooperTrooper April 21, 2009
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Pretend-A-Girl

A person (male or female) that dresses up like a girl or a girl they know.
Person 1- I think that guys a pretend-a-girl.

Person 2- nah, he isnt i saw him make-out with a girl at a party.
by ssy November 14, 2009
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Pretend to M

A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.
Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'

Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'

Rae: 'Pretend to M?'

Kris: 'Yup.'
by TheClaire December 1, 2009
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pretend to be two other guys

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.
Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.
by Mejon August 6, 2010
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Preensor

Preensor is a little boss dick
by Bo vicerr November 4, 2010
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pretendathoning

when people are constantly pretending to be something they are not
look at that couple pretendathoning to be models in their cheesy, tacky engagement photos!
by betterthanthattt January 25, 2011
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