Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

by Herardo May 24, 2016

mashed potatoes

The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.

That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?

by ColleenaRae December 31, 2008

baby potatoes

Sucking on an Asian mans balls

baby potatoes

by Jack Styles February 14, 2015

Peeling Potatoes

A |white boi| with braces sucks the living shit out of someones dick and scrapes his skin off.

My son got caught peeling potatoes

by Bot666 December 19, 2019

meat and potatoes

If a girl has a very large and appealing ass one may refer to it as meat and potatoes.

"Check out that ass; That's meat and potatoes right there."

by Josh Behena July 6, 2006

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009

Meat and potatoes guy/girl

A subtle way of describing a bisexual man or woman.

You may not wanna get too close with Bill...he's a meat and potatoes guy, yanno...

by anonymous April 13, 2004