killer pooping

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

by PIG January 3, 2013

turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

"Otter-pop"ing

Verb. Origin: Late 1970's American English
The act of sliding one's fingers along the urethra of a penis while giving felatio such that semen will be liberated directly into the giver's mouth. A motion akin to that of sliding into one's mouth the frozen goodness inside the plastic sleeve of an otter pop.

Rlex: "Hey bro, was that girl a swallower?"
Ayan: "Bro, more than that, this girl was "otter-pop"ing the shit out of me!"

by A Drawing of Howard Taft October 27, 2016