Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 13, 2019

Colombian Popcorn

Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie

Lets make some Colombian popcorn then Netflix and chill

by peachplucker November 20, 2019

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Popcorn with Flix

When you are banging a chick and right before you cum you bust in a bag of popcorn. Then you proceed to shake the bag up and make her eat it while watching a movie

No better way to end the day then Popcorn with Flix

by Depraved Dave April 7, 2019

quirky popcorn

A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.

Dude I pulled a quirky popcorn last night and now I can't feel my will to live.

by CreepyStalker36 January 4, 2018

Sip and Popcorn

When you're listening to or reading a stupid argument or discussion take place in Discord, so you post Sip and Popcorn emotes because it's so dull and/or disappointingly enjoyable

Person 1: "This game mechanic sucks"

Educated Person 2: "No, it doesn't."

Person 1: (continues arguing despite being proven wrong over and over again)

Everyone, including Educated Person 2: (Sip and Popcorn emotes)

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Person 1: "I don't like this aspect of life"

Everyone: "Yeah me too"

(Continues rambling on about this dull topic for wayyy too long)

Everyone else waiting for the topic to change: (Sip and Popcorn emotes)

by Arkaneos May 15, 2020

Popcorn Sutton

The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.

Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself

by Iplaybanjoandpracticeincest May 31, 2020