Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

Poonding

When you put your hands into a cup and proceed to diarrhea, then drink it almost like you are drinking out of a river.

Typically I enjoy Poonding after Taco Bell.

by Truth USA June 6, 2025

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".

A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

Poontang Patty

A female who like to be licked more than screwed

Poontang Patty loved to go into the back seat with any guy at the Drive In, as long as they ate her not her popcorn

by Rory O'Doul January 5, 2026

head pointing

A way to point something out to someone without the use of any limb or sound

Man's wife to man's friend: "Would you two like to go shopping with your wife and I tomorrow?"

Man behind wife looking at friend: *shaking head* and *head pointing* towards the big screen tv.

by 88z24 March 6, 2009

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016