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"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"
by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025
Get the Pooning mug.Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".
A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."
by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
Get the Polonizing mug.Poontang Patty loved to go into the back seat with any guy at the Drive In, as long as they ate her not her popcorn
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Get the Poontang Patty mug.Man's wife to man's friend: "Would you two like to go shopping with your wife and I tomorrow?"
Man behind wife looking at friend: *shaking head* and *head pointing* towards the big screen tv.
Man behind wife looking at friend: *shaking head* and *head pointing* towards the big screen tv.
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