Ass Poacher

N. One, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person's ass. This can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl's ass while in presence of a girlfriend. Ass poaching is not, however, unisexual. A woman can be an ass poacher, as well as the ass poached.

also: ass poached, ass poaching, "poached ass", ass poachery

I can't believe Wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant ass poacher!!!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

poncho

The skin that surrounds a man's testicles

1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."

by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006

ponchos in the desert

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

by Jared (guitarist of ponchos in the desert) February 4, 2008

Pinche Pendejo

Spanish insult/profanity
In English this translates to:
"Fucking asshole"

KC Mami: Wombie, you Pinche Pendejo! Get the hell out of here!

Wombie: Leave me alone old lady!😂

by Southern_Discomfort November 9, 2021

pecker poncho

An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.

Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!

Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!

*Fist bump*

by YOURSTRULY August 16, 2012

fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions

Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.

by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006

Belly pincher

A girl of perfect weight and figure, that constantly moans about NON EXISTING fat on their bodies...

'Belly pinchers' tend to use this as a tactic in fishing for compliments.
Their complaints are usually accompanied by gestures

Girl 1 - That dress looks great on you!

Girl 2- No it doesn't i look soo fat

Girl 1- no ........ you dont.. Shit man ur sucha fkn belly pincher

by miz Lautna November 28, 2009