Brillo pads

Cool; slang meaning something that is good or fine. Usually used by youths.

Person 1: I’m stockpiling food so that when Brexit happens I won’t starve.
Person 2: Brillo pads, can I have some?

by Wibblywobblywhoo February 22, 2019

Purple plans

Sex

Netta:we got some purple plans

by White pizzy August 19, 2020

plasectomy

when a plexiglas window is installed in the belly so that person can see with their head up their ass

His idea is so stupid he should have a plasectomy!

by mhpjoe1 July 30, 2011

PADS

Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome: It speaks for itself. Or more like...*he* speaks...*and* drives... for *himself*!

So a few weeks ago I was walking past the local Chevron station, when I heard a guy yell, "Fuck you!!!" I turned and looked at the gas pump island -- and saw that it was aguywithsunglasses screaming at the driver of a car getting gas. Something then crossed my mind....what car does this charming person drive? Well, how-de-day...guess what....you know it...it was...a...Porsche!!! Yes, once again PADS (Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome) strikes!!!

by Ted Servo October 12, 2008

pooch pads

Large pads used to soften landing while pooching.

"Make sure you don't miss the pooch pads and break your leg like that retard Kevin"

by Niq Hallgren January 22, 2006

Mouse Pads

A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.

Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.

or

"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."

by Mihspehelled August 20, 2008

empty plans

making plans with someone you don't really intend on following through with

" he hit me up to go to the gym but ended up going with someone else"
"don't text me with empty plans"

by knawledge February 11, 2017