mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003

Blue knuckle pants

Skinny pants that are so tight that they actually cut of circulation. This sometimes results in the users knuckles turning blue.

"hey whats happening to your fingers?"

"I don't know, I think these might be blue knuckle pants"

by faux bird February 28, 2008

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

Piness

A word that Dr. Robotnik says as part of the word "Happiness." When the sound clip is cut out and played repeatedly, it is mildly funny.

HapPINESS is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.

by Gimlet, Son of Groin February 10, 2010

pillow pants

Pussy Troll. The parents place it in their daughter pussy. If a penis trys entering the pussy before the age of 21 then the Pussy Troll will bite it off. On ones 21st birthday the pussy Troll is gone forever.

Pillow pants is in Clerks 2

by Franne July 23, 2006

in my pants

A game where people add or use the phrase "In my pants" as a supplement or to replace part of a sentence. This should not be done in a conversational group of sentences, because it is just plain stupid. You should use movie or song names, common phrases, lines from songs, or well known quotes. The object is only to make each other laugh. Be creative. Can also be done with the words "between the sheets".

A: "Spice up your life" in my pants
B: Haha! "Welcome to the jungle" in my pants.
C: How about... "10 things I hate about you" in my pants.

by The Tox November 1, 2005

pantsing

To yank someone else's pants down. Usually done in a humorous fashion.
Also reffered to as pantsed.

"Dude, did you see when Mark pantsed Tom? That was hilarious!"
"Jack got expelled for pantsing the principal."

by Danae? at the Disco December 19, 2006