Ping

Compulsive Spender; can't stop using the credit; will max out an unlimited credit card.

I just pulled a definite Ping right there in Bevmo's.

by Deezneez June 27, 2007

ping me

from computer networks, ping a computer to see if it alive

contact me, ask me

by TF June 22, 2004

pinge

middle aged drunk that tries to act fly

"That nigga is pinge foo!"

by Skerp.net April 26, 2003

Lan Ping

A rare type of asian who has red hair. Lan Pings usually come with glasses. Lan Pings are normally fly gangsters.

Guy 1: Dude! I finally saw a Lan Ping!
Guy 2: No way, you saw a red headed azn? Lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah bro, I'm tweeting it right now!!

by Charity Jule October 29, 2009

Ping Communism

High ping advantage; a person playing from outside country where he/she will connect to a server where they will ping 150 ping and gain an advantage

That dumb faggot sUPREMEGTI was caught being a ping communist connecting to US servers on Quake Champions again, he really does worship Ping Communism

by v-bat March 18, 2021

Ping Ploping

The act of ones self attempting to take a shit then quickly placing his head over the toilet and then drinking the splash-back from the dump.

Chuck " You get up to anything last night Dave?"

Dave " I got a right semi on while Ping Ploping"

by AtothePzle April 8, 2008

Ping-a-linglet

The offspring of an obnoxious person or couple (IE "ping-a-lings")

The ping-a-linglet's existence is not its own fault. After all, it wasn't them being stupid.

Meguiqua: Did you hear those two ping-a-lings had a kid?

Hanaynay: That's gonna be one ugly little ping-a-linglet.

by CousinKevin July 25, 2011