parthetic

when one becomes far too excited about a pretty boy or girl, tries to label themselves as pathetic, then misspells pathetic because they're looking at said pretty boy or girl

OMG I LOVE IAN SOMERHALDER SO MUCH I'M SO PARTHETIC

by moonpills February 14, 2010

Parth

A person who is defined as short, dumb, ugly, or unecessary.

The definition parth usually is used as an insult or a persons name.

U failed ur math class why are you being so parthy today.

by funny person/ bully September 11, 2022

parthenophile

Psychiatry (also parthophile) - a person who is strongly attracted to young women and/or girls - especially mid-to-late adolescent virgins. Origin: Greek, "parthenos" (virgin, maiden, girl).

It turns out the guy across the street is a parthenophile after all. Once he found out I wasn't a virgin, he started freaking out.

by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011

perham

The area of the male nutsack, where the the skin of the aforementioned sack is "fused" together. Has been confused with the term gooch, a common mistake among the less educated in these matters of assology. However, the proximity of the gooch to the Perham requires us as a Godfearing nation to acknowledge the relationship between the two, and embrace this symbiotic partnership.

After a nice meatloaf dinner, I like to shave my sack, being careful not to acccidently scratch my gooch or cut my Perham.

During my morning run, my sack was swinging so much my Perham damn near kissed my Gooch!

by Metal Warrior 1 December 3, 2007

Parthesh

The Best Baller in all the Games.

Dam he did a Parthesh.

by Party1017 May 9, 2018

Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

by sispec warrior November 3, 2013

perch

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.

1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call

by The entire country of Portugal April 25, 2007